Whale Watching Boat

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone with his real voice to Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special return guests are Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher of Put Your Hands Together and Take My Wife! They chat about what movie they have lied about seeing, Rhea admitting that she has never seen Contact, and the levels of the video game GoldenEye 007. Then, they are joined by improvisers Eugene Cordero, Chris Tallman, and Nicole Parker, to improvise a story set in a Whale Watching Boat. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: PFT), Indochino (www.indochino.com code: PFT), Mission to Zyxx, Second City Training Center (www.secondcity.com/TC).

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome.
0:04.0	I'm sorry.
0:09.0	My real voice slipped out there for a second.
0:13.0	Welcome, everyone.
0:16.0	This is what I want the world to hear me sounding like.
0:20.0	Not like that little mouse who lives in a wall.
0:28.3	In cartoons, when the mouse has
0:32.2	a front door on their mouse hole.
0:42.4	When do the owners of the house notice this?
0:48.3	They don't catch it during the installation?
0:51.6	How about the delivery?
0:58.1	When a guy shows up from mouse home depot
0:58.8	and he's like somebody
1:01.1	did you order a door
1:01.9	well I'm not signing for this
1:07.4	that door's too small.
1:12.7	It's a mouse door, ma'am.
1:15.3	I'll have to check with my husband.
1:17.7	He does all the door ordering in our household.
1:22.2	So many cartoon women from olden times,
1:25.9	they got ripped off. My husband will be furious. cartoon women from olden times.
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