Welcome friends.

To the How To Herritik.

I'm Uncle Mark.

And I'm Uncle Dan.

And I'm Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside. That's right

leaving religion is your first step into a larger better world. But it can also be a

scary world things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we are here.

We're your audio uncles.

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know arrived against all possible odds at the arbitrarily round number of episode 80.

Yes indeed and and we've done so across a continent that's right that's right there's

between us there is the the the world's

largest undefended border which becomes more defended by the day. So there's

studio. Studio Northeast this this time that's right and if if there's any audio

Gugas will figure it out by the next show or two I do hope be patient with us one hopes but yes me and and Uncle Doug we are we

represent the the southern contingents right we're face to face today Doug you

we're gonna introduce this to some folk.

I'm going to tell a story with possibly the worst ending conceivable.

Well, we do that most weeks.

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