To all of the Uncle Stevie haters, of which there were WAY TOO MANY, crawl back into your holes because you're never seeing the light of day again after this. The richest owner in baseball did what we knew he would do and spent more money over the course of 5 days than anyone could have even imagined! Maxwell Scherzer is a New York Metropolitan, Eppler obliterated the AAV record and Mad Max will be earning a yearly income that eclipses full franchises! That's what Steve Cohen does! He listens to your criticisms, tells you to go scratch and then drops his wallet on the table and moves mountains. There is no going back after this, the guard has been changed, the league is on notice and the Amazin's have the largest payroll in Major League Baseball. You thought the 5-year plan was a stretch? Well we just kicked into hyperdrive so you better buckle up bitch cause where we're going we don't need (holiday) roads. CASH IS KING, COHEN IS KING, YA GOTTA BELIEVE.

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