Wetsuits & Lasers

MrBallen Podcast: Strange, Dark & Mysterious Stories

Ballen Studios

True Crime, Mrballen, Mysterious, True Story, Storytelling, Strange, Dark

4.9 • 27K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

At around 2 p.m. on March 23, 2015, a 911 call came in to the Vallejo, California police department from this man who sounded totally drunk or high on a drug, claiming that his girlfriend was missing and she had been kidnapped. But his story just didn't make any sense. When the officers got to this man’s house, he looked deranged, and his house looked totally off and had this weird chemical smell. And then when they asked him to give them some information, he would launch into this bizarre story about men in wetsuits with lasers on their hands. But the police would follow up and actually launch an investigation, because this guy’s girlfriend really was missing... and they would uncover a story that was even more bizarre than the 911 caller’s story had been.

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#1 -- "Wetsuits & Lasers" -- After a man calls 911 to report that his girlfriend was kidnapped, police would have a hard time believing his wild and bizarre story - but that was just the beginning (Original YouTube link -- https://youtu.be/DCQ6jq5mcDM?feature=shared)

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members, you can binge eight new episodes of the Mr Ballin podcast one month early
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0:10.3	At around 2 p.m. on March 23rd, 2015, a 911 call came in to the Vallejo California Police
0:16.2	Department from this man who sounded totally drunk or high on a drug or something, claiming
0:21.4	that his girlfriend was missing and she had been kidnapped, but his story just didn't make any sense.
0:26.0	When the officers got to the man's house, he opened up the door and he looked totally deranged and his house seemed off somehow and also his house had this
0:34.8	very weird chemical smell and then when the officers asked the guy you know to give us
0:39.1	some more information he would launch into this totally bizarre story about men wearing
0:43.6	wetsuits who had lasers on their hands and so the police are like what is
0:47.4	this? But the police would follow up on what he had to say because this guy's
0:52.0	girlfriend really was missing and they would
0:54.1	uncover a story that was even more bizarre than the 911 caller story had been.
0:59.7	But before we get into that crazy story, if you're a fan of the Strange Dark and Mysterious
1:04.0	delivered in story format, then you come to the Right Podcast because that's all we do and we upload
1:09.0	twice a week, once on Monday and once on Thursday.
1:12.4	So if that's of interest to you,
1:14.0	the next time the Amazon Music Follow button is out of town,
1:17.0	go into their house and completely demolish
1:19.2	their master bathroom and replace it
1:21.1	with a very well-used summertime music festival Porta Potty.
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