Wet Robe

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Is a wet robe contest for $500 in the church appropriate or nah? This is for the kids, btw.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:06.2	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:12.1	The subject don't bring any more kids to my house.
0:16.2	But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:19.8	What you got for is, Neff? Wet robe, Shirley, wet robe. Yeah. Come on, cat. Wet robe. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach Ms. Sister Tanya. Sister Tanya. Uh-huh. This she. Who's it? Hi, Sister Tanya. This is Brian. I'm representing the youth, and of course you know we're already having the fundraiser on Saturday.
0:43.4	And I would like to know, are you going to be available to come out on Saturday?
0:48.4	Because we got pretty much most of the choir.
0:51.3	You're in the choir, correct?
0:52.5	Yeah, I never heard of anything about anything on Saturday, though. Well, we got most of the choir members coming out on Saturday, and we'd like to know if you're going to be available on Saturday to come out and participate in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their vacation next year. Oh, you said all the other choir members? I never heard anything from the other members. Yeah, all of the choir members, we probably have about 95% of the choir members coming out. Yeah, I'm free on Saturday. Okay, now we're doing from 5 to 7 on Saturday. So are you available 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. It's only two hours. Yeah. What did you say your name was?
1:29.0	Brian. I'm sorry. They call me Brian. Brian. They call me BA. I'm sorry.
1:34.3	Oh, okay. Did I meet you at the church?
1:37.5	Well, I just joined about three weeks ago, and they've already given me an assignment.
1:42.8	So I majored in marketing marketing in school so they're
1:45.9	trying to get me to take care of the children and their vacation that's coming up so we put together
1:51.0	some things a great fundraiser and you know the choir members have been very receptive you're the last
1:56.2	one for me to call and and I wanted to make sure you were on board with us. Oh, okay, yeah, I just never heard about this.
2:02.9	Right, right.
2:03.7	Now, are you able to bring your choir robe on Saturday?
2:08.4	Yeah, we sing it.
2:09.4	We sing in a song?
2:10.5	What song did you need us to sing?
2:13.1	Did you tell the pastor about this?
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