Wet Day 2026 (Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver, Ryan Gaul)

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4.8 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Many Urkels to you! Wet Day co-creator Paul F. Tompkins talks about new additions to the Wet Day canon, guidance on umbrellas, and a greeting for those who do not celebrate. Brothers Spike and Ike Minksalmon deliver exciting news about their family. And dental spa receptionist Carolyn Parker tries to sort out workplace soup drama.

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0:00.0	POMA-N-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-C-B-B-B-C-B-B-B-C-B-B-B-C-M-B-B-B-B-B-B-G-B-M-A-C-M-A.
0:23.6	We're soaked to the bone, a sight to be met, drippingly, drenchingly, droolingly wet.
0:30.6	Welcome to Comedy Bang-Beg.
0:32.6	Wow.
0:33.6	Thank you to Funky Dance Cat for that wet day specific catchphrase submission.
0:39.2	That was hot.
0:41.6	Water can be hot.
0:43.0	That has set the tone.
0:44.5	Yes, water can be very, very hot and sometimes blisteringly so.
0:49.3	Water can run the temperature from ice to steam.
0:53.6	Although it cannot be ice, I think, because then it's not water any longer. It's frozen water. Yeah, technicality. Do you think of chickens, when it becomes poultry, it's not a chicken anymore? Well, when it's an egg, it's just an egg, right? It's chicken egg. It's too early on wet day to get into an argument, Paul.
1:11.6	That's so true.
1:12.4	I don't want to argue on wet day.
1:13.7	Not on wet day. Oh, no. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week, Paul, and then now let me welcome the listeners. Listeners, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. Should I welcome them as well? Yes, please do. Listeners, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week.
1:26.4	That's right.
1:27.1	We have an exceptional show.
1:28.9	Coming up a little later, we have two elderly gentlemen.
1:31.5	Yes. We also have a receptionist. Ooh. Wow, what a show. Star Studded. They're not, okay. Can you imagine anyone passing up on this episode of Comedy Bang? Is it? Now, I don't want to be greedy. Mm-hmm.
1:46.8	Not like Grito from Star Wars.
1:47.4	No, I don't shoot first.
1:48.6	The greediest character.
1:49.3	I don't shoot first.
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