Hey, I'm Joel Stein. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a pocket watch.

It's moving from side to side. You're getting very sleepy.

Great. Now that I've hypnotized you against your will, you're going to start liking long-form journalism.

Like so much. You're going to listen to a podcast where the host interviews a writer about their long-form story every week.

I'm that host.

Listen to Story of the Week on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

The world of chocolate has been turned upside down.

A very unusual situation.

You saw this tax of cash in an office.

Chocolate comes from the cacao tree, and recently, Variety's cacao,

thought to have been lost centuries ago, were rediscovered in the Amazon.

There is no chocolate on Earth like this.

Now some chocolate makers are racing, deep into the jungle, to find the next game-changing chocolate.

And I'm coming along.

Okay, that was a very large crack it up.

Listen to Obsessions while chocolate on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Danish Ward's host of Stealing Superman, a new I Heart original podcast

about the most unlikely art heist of all time.

It was Nick Cage's own personal, national treasure.

At a 1999 New Year's Eve party, someone snatched Cage's priceless comments.

But who?

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