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🗓️ 16 February 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | And we are back with an all new episode of Keep It. |
0:14.6 | I'm Iron Madness in the third. |
0:17.8 | You said the word we and you didn't mean all of us. |
0:20.4 | You just meant you and me. |
0:22.0 | I'm Lewis Fertel, but I am back, so we is technically correct. |
0:25.2 | Listen, that bitch got put in the USA today crossword puzzle. |
0:30.0 | I guess she's a minor. |
0:31.2 | She's a minor. |
0:32.2 | Yeah, she was in the USA today crossword puzzle this week. |
0:35.4 | Excuse me. |
0:36.4 | Can't even congratulate her today. |
0:38.8 | But I just want to say that I have done twice as many episodes of this show that she |
0:43.8 | has. |
0:44.8 | And I've been in no crossword puzzle. |
0:46.5 | No, like, Will Short does not call me up double checking the spelling of my last name. |
0:50.1 | Oh, that's right. |
0:51.1 | You're the last one of us that needs to be put in a crossword puzzle, Lewis. |
0:56.0 | There are just so many other Lewis's before me that you would consider like Tom Larson, |
1:00.7 | CK, like, these people are always going to take precedent over me. |
1:04.3 | Mm-hmm. |
1:05.3 | Well, you better start masturbating the plants, Lewis. |
1:08.3 | I'm so obvious now. |
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