Werewolves are Real, and We Can't Leave the Planet
We Have Concerns
Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata
4.9 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thank God video games are fine. This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Canada. |
| 0:18.5 | Hi Anthony Carboni. Hello concerned citizens. Folks, there's a lot going on in the world right now and we know that. |
| 0:27.8 | We know that. But let me tell you something folks. There are people that will tell you and they may be correct that things are happening in the world every day. |
| 0:35.6 | There's no way to know. There's no way to know when I close my eyes world go away and you people don't exist. Yeah. So figure that one out. Answer that science. Yeah. |
| 0:48.0 | But on top of everything else that's going on in the world right now, what if I told you that we had to worry about werewolves? |
| 0:54.7 | I mean more than I do already. Yeah. What if I told here let me let me rephrase this question. Okay. Repackage it for for for you my audience. What if I told you all of your fears about werewolves? |
| 1:09.7 | We're fine and founded and logical. Well that does wonders for my my sense of security in my own instincts. But it doesn't do great on my getting to bed at night. |
| 1:23.7 | There are there are werewolves. There are there are man. There are man half man half wolf. |
| 1:30.7 | So this story was sent in by Marshall Robinson. You sent it to we have concerns show a Gmail.com great place to send stories. Thank you. Marshall Robinson. |
| 1:38.7 | There have been 13 cases of man wolf of man wolf since 1850. Well, hey, you know what? |
| 1:50.7 | Average that that's that's not very common. You know listen. No, I like it's nothing at all. You're a procious zero right. It's statistically zero zero. |
| 2:01.7 | You would you would think that that means so here's what's up. Once every generation there is born a slayer flipping flip it once every generation there's a werewolf and like there's so many people in so many places. |
| 2:13.7 | So many people the odds of you being bitten by a werewolf are like the odds of you being bitten by a vampire very low. |
| 2:23.7 | So there was a new case of like hand therapy reported in just April just a year ago April 30th 2019. |
| 2:32.7 | Oh, is it is it werewolf time again? I use track you know is it I the days fly by I get entrenched in all of my activities and jobs and everything and all of a sudden it's it's that time of year again and I haven't prepared myself. |
| 2:47.7 | Do you know how you can remember is spring spring where wolves spring forward at you out of the dark right with their jaws extended and their things and coming at you fall. |
| 3:00.7 | You will fall to the werewolf army right so werewolves are always here is what I'm saying right and winter is how it always feels in your soul when you have my can't through me. |
| 3:12.7 | So it may not shock you Jeff to know that these that these reports of like can't be are actually. |
| 3:21.7 | Tide to mental delusions. |
| 3:26.7 | Tide to a specific. |
| 3:28.7 | Tide to a specific mental issue where people genuinely believe that they are half man half animal or that people around them are half man half animal. |
| 3:38.7 | So what you're saying to me. |
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