It's a special Halloween edition stories today.

We're creatively twisting this entire segment on its head and calling it

Werewolf Stories.

Oh, wow, big twist from zombie stories last year. Yeah, I'm scared, Jeff. Where instead of lasers, we're replacing them with bloodthirsty werewolves. Oh, God. Why is the moon out right now? That was intense. This is cutting-edge radio, people. If we don't win some kind of innovative radio pioneer award for this, we're never going to win. That's true. All the dogs are listening, that's for sure. Thank God. Let's dive in with your first werewolf story. Okay. Out of Plano, Texas. And what I'm about to tell you is real. This is not made up. Uh-oh. Someone's pet monkey got loose inside a Spirit Halloween store.

Stop it.

Oh.

Seriously.

I would have thought it was like a decoration.

I'm like, these are realistic now.

You would want to bring the pet monkey along to see what the pet monkey wants to be for Halloween.

Yeah.

You pick his own outfit?

Totally fair.

This monkey named peanut butter spent more than 30 minutes swinging from rafters and poles, crashing into displays and in general causing a whole lot of chaos everywhere it went.

It's like you're going to be a Karen for Halloween.

The first spirit employees didn't know what to do, so they just kept on working.

And the customers were still allowed to come in and shop. Okay. According to one witness, they weren't sure it was real because most things in spirit aren't. Yeah, but most things don't look real either. Yeah. They have some crazy, expensive ones that are super real. At what point does it start flinging poo? Well, apparently there was one dead giveaway. It was wearing a diaper. Oh, thank God. Oh, cute. That is actually a benefit if it's swinging above your hat. So eventually, peanut butter's owner was able to bribe it down with a cookie and regain control of it. Hooray! Cookies for peace. Officers say no humans were in danger,

although if you did attempt to purchase the monkey,

pointing to it up in the rafters and asking if they had any more like it in the back.

Yeah.

You could be curious George for Halloween.

Got him.

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