4.8 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Wepa in the Morning is your favorite English-speaking Spanish news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis and Chris give you July 2nd’s headlines.
The Cuzzies discuss police clearing Seattle’s ’CHOP’, Vanilla Ice’s corona concert, and Facebook taking a stand against hate speech!
Some more WILD headlines that will make you feel woke & dope and a happy kid getting you ready to enjoy the holiday weekend, YAAS! Happy 4th of July Cuzzie Wuzzies!!
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0:00.0 | What's up? Notches! Good morning, Pueados! Tardes! A very good morning to you from all of us here at Wepa during a very very wild and at times dark times but make no mistake we are your |
0:30.7 | lighthouse in the night we bring that fucking Vaminos weep. I tell you good morning. It's Hump Day. Happy Wednesday. Is it Wednesday or Thursday? It's Thursday you're suffering from... |
0:44.0 | It's what you're suffering from a disease I like to call... |
0:48.0 | Fergus and cause you're 225. |
0:52.0 | I'm 225. I'm having trouble breathing I don't know if it's anxiety or if I got |
0:57.0 | Corona or if all the cigars I've been smoking or catching up to me or if it's just I can't breathe because my gut is pushing on my lungs but I'm 225 the heaviest |
1:06.1 | they've ever been I want to go see a doctor because well we have done lucky for you we have |
1:12.0 | multiple doctors that listen to this show and |
1:15.0 | while they don't pay attention to their patients. |
1:17.6 | But Andrew Agos is no good he's not gonna even talk to me about medical symptoms |
1:21.2 | he's just gonna make a meme of King |
1:22.9 | Jong-un. Of King John-un, and yeah and I go see it's busy right now because |
1:26.9 | everyone's getting shot in Chicago when nobody's talking about it. |
1:29.7 | Cuz, all the weight you've put on I've gained in my haircut. |
1:33.8 | So what can you do? |
1:35.0 | Cuz you look like Jimmy Neutron, |
1:36.7 | you're starting to look scary like a cartoon character. |
1:39.6 | I'm concerned about you. |
1:40.6 | I don't know how many fucking white wines or white spritzers you're drinking because you do drink |
1:46.0 | like a divorce Irish woman who lives in Siasset, so I'm not sure what you're doing, |
1:50.9 | but you're starting to get so skinny that your teeth are starting to look like part of your face. |
1:56.0 | Because make no mistake my routine every night has been has been having some garlic Texas toast with a little bit of tortellini. |
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