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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

WEPA in the Morning - Lady Cops, Antifa and Statue Topplers

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Wepa in the Morning is your favorite English-speaking Spanish news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis and Chris give you July 2nd’s headlines.  The Cuzzies discuss police clearing Seattle’s ’CHOP’, Vanilla Ice’s corona concert, and Facebook taking a stand against hate speech! Some more WILD headlines that will make you feel woke & dope and a happy kid getting you ready to enjoy the holiday weekend, YAAS! Happy 4th of July Cuzzie Wuzzies!! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody?

0:02.0

Buenos Nantes.

0:03.0

Good morning, Buenos Taredes.

0:05.0

A very, very good morning to from all of us here at WEPA during a very, very good morning to you from all of us here at Weppa during a very, very wild and at times, dark times.

0:28.3

But make no mistake, we are your lighthouse in the night.

0:32.7

We bring that fucking Vominoos Weepa to you.

0:36.0

Good morning.

0:36.9

It's hump day. Happynesday is it wednesday or

0:40.4

thursday it's thursday you you're suffering from frances it's what you're suffering from a disease

0:47.4

i like to call frivolous and um because you're 225 i'm'm 225. I'm having trouble breathing.

0:55.0

I don't know if it's anxiety or if I got corona or if all the cigars I've been smoking or catching up to me or if it's just I can't breathe because my gut is pushing on my lungs.

1:04.0

But I'm 225.

1:05.0

The heaviest they've ever been.

1:07.0

I want to go see a doctor.

1:09.0

Cuzz, well we have, lucky for you, we have multiple doctors that listen to this show and while they don't pay attention to their patients. Yeah, but Andrew Agos is no good. He's not going to even talk to me about medical symptoms. He's just going to make a meme of me of King John Ooon. Of King John O'Noon. And Agos is busy right now because everyone's getting shot in Chicago

1:28.4

when nobody's talking about it. Because all the weight you've put on, I've gained in my haircut.

1:33.7

So what can you do? Because you look like Jimmy Neutron. You're starting to look scary like a

1:38.1

cartoon character. I'm concerned about you. I don't know how many fucking white wines or white

1:43.6

spritzers you're drinking because you do drink like a divorced Irish woman who lives in sciacet. So I'm not sure what you're doing, but you're starting to get so skinny that your teeth are starting to look like part of your face. Because make no mistake, my routine every night has been having some garlic Texas toast with a little bit of tortellini, a couple of glasses of white wine, a bud light seltzer. And then I watch the movie now and then with Christina Ricci. And I start to cry because I think about the old times and then I fall asleep.

2:12.9

Here's the thing about you because that cannot be denied. We don't talk about it as much anymore because we've been doing the podcast for only two years,

2:20.2

but it's a significant amount of time.

2:22.0

Right.

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