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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

WEPA in the Morning- KANYE MY PRESIDENT!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish speaking daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! The Cuzzies discuss new CAREN Act, Kanye running for President, and Franks and Beans Florida guy giving bleach as the Corona cure! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody?

0:02.0

Buenos Nantes.

0:03.5

Good morning, Buenos Tadendez.

0:05.2

Good morning.

0:05.9

Hello.

0:06.7

Hello.

0:20.7

Hello. Hello. Good morning. Happy Thursday. For me, it's exciting because

0:24.6

where I live, it's garbage day. Get this shit out of my house before the bears eat it. Yeah, it's what it is.

0:30.5

Hello, hello. I got glasses on. I got there called blue light glasses because they're stopping the kind of radiation or whatever,

0:38.9

blue lights that's coming off the computer on my phone because I've been looking at the bolt all day

0:42.6

because I'd be getting headaches and because I look and feel, most likely I feel like my mother.

0:48.2

Now, why is that? Whose glasses are they? Well, these glasses now, I don't know whose glasses these are actually. Are they yours?

0:57.1

They are the weather girls glasses. But so these are the frames that I have. But I do look like my mother.

1:03.7

And yeah, she uses them. Why do you use them? Oh, she used them when she's on the computer.

1:09.8

So yeah, so these are the frames that I have because it feels good. It's already taken my headache away because I've had a headache and I thought I've had the rona, but it's just the blue light. Yeah, but are you sure the headache is not hangover for how many wines you've been banging it every night? Because make no mistake, because you couldn't make our meeting last night because you said you were underwater.

1:28.0

Because it's what it is.

1:29.2

I forgot.

1:30.4

I forgot.

1:31.0

I got trash last night drinking wine.

1:33.8

The same way, Amber Hurd, Johnny Depp's ex-wife has a wino tattoo that Johnny Depp made fun of.

1:39.5

I also am going to get a wino tattoo because in the Johnny Depp Amber Heard saga I'm Amber

1:45.6

heard yeah and the what is it the Connors what's your maiden name again the the the Hitler's what's

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