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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

WEPA in the Morning - Is Joe Biden Okay?!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish -English speaking, daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano give you today's headlines.

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0:00.0

What's up, notches? Good morning, Tewe d'Artes.

0:09.0

What's up everybody?

0:12.0

Puegos Noches! Good morning, Pueblo's notches! Good morning, Pueblo Tardes! What's up everybody? Who wants to have a sleep hour? It's wet in the morning?

0:25.0

Because your tits are on fire this morning.

0:35.0

Holy smokes!

0:36.0

Look at these puppies!

0:38.0

Yeah, because when we work today,

0:40.0

I'm going to fucking work like a goddamn dog doing a downward dog yoga I've had no

0:45.2

coffee my brain doesn't work. Why haven't you had any coffee yet bets?

0:48.3

Because I just today sometimes a girl just doesn't feel like getting out of bed and

0:52.4

today's one of those days.

0:54.0

I got bent out of shape last night, completely scuba dive, had four caronies, and I didn't sleep.

1:00.0

I woke up at 4 a.m. and you could probably because you're a doctor tell us why that is.

1:04.6

Well most likely the alcohol was messing with your esophagus causing your

1:08.8

acid reflux to flare up, making your heart be a little faster and then you couldn't

1:12.0

get into the circadian rhythm and fall asleep.

1:14.0

That's exactly what the hell happened because you're smart smart kid.

1:18.0

You know what? You know what pissed me off last night is I was watching the movie Midway which is about when the

1:23.9

the Jabs chart sorry the Japanese but they were saying Jabs in the movie be

1:27.8

they were saying because it's historically accurate so that so I'm just

1:31.6

paraphrasing what they said but I'll say the Japanese in the movie after they bombed Pearl Harbor they were going to try to if the whole thing is about the battle midway in the middle of the Pacific and how we needed to win that to put the war effort forward and we sank all their carriers and whatever.

1:46.0

But it's all British guys playing American soldiers.

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