What's up everybody?

Buenos Narches.

Good morning, Buenos Tadendez.

What's up everybody?

Welcome to Weepa in the morning, the Friday edition. It's going to be a good, good show. Yanni Poppy, how are you doing, baby? I'm doing okay. I love the beginning and end of our episodes, Weepa in the morning. It's your little Coke bump to start your day from the history hyenas. I love watching you dance because you reluctantly do it. Yeah, because the truth is, is I'm not a very good dancer at all. I can dance a little bit in a chair, but when you get my feet and knees involved, it's not good. Would you say that you're, when it comes to dancing, your special needs, your handicapped? I would say I'm special needs. I'm a special needs handicapped dancer.

And I just want to start off the show kind of how Janice always like, I want to say something earnest now and I'm like, you FF! Stop saying you're earnest! But I just want to start off by saying, you know, I don't, as the history hyenas, we never want to lie to our fans. We never want to be the group of people that misleads you in any way.

Unfortunately, we did want to lie to our fans. We never want to be the group of people that

misleads you in any way. And unfortunately, we did find some news yesterday that we feel like

we've been misleading you. I've been calling myself Lieutenant Lollipop and Janus has been calling

himself Sergeant Snuggles. And I realize that I've been lying. And I'm sorry because we found a

dictionary of Sergeant Snuggles. And in fact, I am Sergeant Snuggles and Janus is Lieutenant Lollipop. So let's just pull up this definition here. Let me just read to you what Sergeant Snuggles actually means in the gay community off Urban Dictionary. It's a person who was horny in the military and he fantasizes about many. This occurs often when soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts.

They are known to dayduring about sergeant snuggles naked, typically performing sexual acts.

This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation.

Also extreme homosexuality plays a significant role.

The most commonly occurring fantasies when a soldier imagines himself as the new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the sergeant and then is ordered to perform sexual acts.

They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long cold night in the sergeant's arms.

It is also notable to say that there is a real-life sergeant. This sergeant's snuggles got named after.

He's on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine,

because that's me.

I want to say this without equivocation.

The gay community is fun.

It's fun.

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