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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish -English speaking, daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano give you July 31st’s headlines.

Chrissy is moonlighting with the Baltimore Orioles, Ellen is about to be cancelled, the latest on Epstein’s Island, and Trader Joe’s will NOT change their product names. The boys also report the latest on Portland’s Wall of Moms, Mayor De Blasio’s latest BLM efforts and Elon Musk’s morning tweet.

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:02.0	Puegos Noches!
0:03.0	Good morning, Pueos Tardes! Yay Yay Yay Yay Y,
0:19.0	Friday, happy Friday, it's weapon in the morning with Chrissy D. The original Chrissy Clarice is back and Yani fat face!
0:29.0	Yanny fat face and make no mistake her new character was born yesterday on the
0:34.5	conspiracy keys which will be coming out soon called Chrissy Christos who's
0:38.2	a wild Chrissy Christos let's explain what it is.
0:42.8	For those of you who are going to want to be in the know first,
0:46.2	and that's who you guys are, the fans of Wepa in the morning.
0:49.5	Yes, I'm pleased, and by the way, please, please, please, stay with us here at patron because they are being sued by own
0:55.6	Benjamin. Yeah stay with us because if they're forced to spend all this money on a
1:00.8	lawsuit with own Benjamin they may go under and then
1:04.0	Chrissy Cristo and Yani P will be over at fans only show and feed.
1:08.0	Show and feed!
1:10.0	It's what it is.
1:12.0	So Chrissy Cristo is a version of Chrissy Clarice that's a little, yeah, there it is. Yeah,
1:18.8	Chrissy's back, he's happy, he's free. I'm free because I swear to God on the dance. I almost pulled my bowl sack out.
1:26.6	Do it baby. Yeah! It's wet in the morning, Bubba. We're fueled by Cafe Bustello and gay-gay thoughts.
1:34.4	That's our engine.
1:35.8	I mean, listen, Elon Musk has made a car that's fueled by electricity
1:40.0	because we are fully charged on not fully straight thoughts.
1:45.0	It's what it is because make no mistake last night.
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