Wendy's Teapot, Dave's Holiday Home, Alison's Wet Milk
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2020
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Tony's festive background has us all feeling bad about our own so Wendy Molyneux has done some quick decorating and Dave Huntsberger has stolen away to his familial holiday home. Is any nog as good as Wendy's friend Brent's mom's nog? And why does everyone refuse to offer a screaming hot take? Plus the beds we all sleep in, Dave's bean bags, my curation of Daniel's products, meat tubes, wet versus dry milk, Santa's size relative to elves and humans, Modern Santa class, Santa's sexuality, things Tony (or anyone) shouldn't say on a first date, HFGY and more!
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the Holly Jolly |
| 0:06.8 | Plague week 41 of the Allison Rosen is your new best friend, show. |
| 0:11.1 | Tonight Allison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:13.0 | He's a comedian and former lead reindeer for Santa's sleigh. |
| 0:16.7 | It's David, the regular nose huntsberger. |
| 0:19.8 | And she's a writer and general manager of the North Pole custard lickers in the Elven |
| 0:23.7 | Football League. |
| 0:24.7 | It's Wendy, the Missile Tomaolo. |
| 0:27.8 | His own is here to celebrate the old fashioned way by sprinkling himself with the blood of |
| 0:31.8 | sacrifice animals and drinking ale till he passes out at the feet of the Yulgote. |
| 0:36.0 | I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love sleigh and say ho ho ho, do your new |
| 0:39.6 | best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:42.0 | How's it? |
| 1:05.9 | Hello my little Scotch Arouse, welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your |
| 1:11.0 | best friend, that particular carbohydrate was sent in on patreon by Angela D and she |
| 1:17.6 | said it is a peanut butter flavored rice crispy treat covered in melted chocolate and butter |
| 1:23.0 | Scotch. |
| 1:24.2 | That sounds delicious to me. |
| 1:26.2 | If you would like to send in a carbohydrate that I can call you and also if you would like |
| 1:30.1 | to see this video, if you would like behind the scenes content bonus episodes every week, |
| 1:34.3 | so much access to me, you'll beg me to leave you alone. |
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