Hey, welcome to suicide buddies. Before we get started with this episode, just want to say real quick, we joke around about suicide a lot on this show.

And the reason we do that is because we're comfortable with it because we've thought about it a lot, not because it's something that we actually take lightly.

We want you to take care of yourselves and stay with us here on Earth. So if you are feeling depressed and contemplating suicide or close to suicide, please, please, call 1-800-273 talk.

They're amazing.

They will talk you through it.

Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, they're there.

Please, you have other options.

You are loved, I promise you.

Now, on with the show. I'm fun.

You know just what to do when I look at you and I don't want to go They call me on the phone

And won't leave me alone

But I don't want to go

And go

And go.

I put all my cards.

Is that your passport?

Yeah.

Did you lose your ID again?

I have not had an ID.

Oh, you just have the passport.

I just use the passport right now.

Got it.

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