Welfare Queen (with Blakely Thornton)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Was the welfare system created in order to keep Black men out of the home? Langston and David talk with Internet sensation Blakely Thornton about this nasty conspiracy. They talk about Ronald Reagan's cruel stereotype, the veil of truth behind WHO truly benefits from welfare, and beating up white doctors (emotionally). Plus, they answer a voicemail about the chicken wing shortage of 2021. This conversation goes all over the place, but strap in Lil' Mommas, you know the through lines of our silly mess. Plus, did you know Barbara Walters is dead?
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