A television show unlike any other

that defined a generation,

then refused to go away.

I'm talking, of course, about Saved by the Bell.

Whether you tuned in when it first aired or caught reruns on cable hungover,

everyone has seen Saved by the Bell. Everyone except this guy.

Hi, I'm Mark Paul Gossler, but you might know me better as Zach Morris. Proud Bayside Lion!

Tiger. Dude, come on. I knew that. Did you? Maybe. Listen, I haven't watched an episode of Save By the Bell since I left the set over 25 years

ago.

I didn't watch it when it was on either.

I've never seen what fans assure me is one of the greatest shows of all time.

That might be a slight exaggeration.

Are you calling my fans liars?

No, no.

I just think they might need to give it a rewatch.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? Unlike Mark Paul, I've seen every episode extensively. My name is Dashel Driscoll, and you might know me as the guy who's been dragging Zach Morris on the internet for years. Yeah, which is why you, my friend, are the perfect person to finally introduce me to the TV show I started in, but, you know, I've never seen. You do realize how insane that sounds? Doesn't sound any crazier than some of the plot lines fans tell me about. This Zid Off removes pimples, then it turns your face maroon, but it's only temporary, and a day later it goes away and you're fine. I knew you'd take it well, see ya. That part they're spot on about. But if we're doing this, I need to know you're fully committed. Fully. All the way on board. 100%. There will be homework. You know what? I don't like your tone of voice. Relax, preppy. Always wanted to say that. I just mean you'll have to sit down and watch the, one episode at a time. Sounds like a giant headache.

You do remember this podcast was your idea, right?

Yes, I do.

So join us as I revisit Bayside High for the very first time.

You don't remember anything?

Hey, I've done a lot of stuff, okay?

I was in that thing with the two guys.

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