Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground,

sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your destination.

Not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel, and on our trains, it does.

Avanti West Coast, feel good travel.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Hello there.

We've been waiting for you.

In fact, we knew you would come. It was just a matter of time.

See, we've been chanting your name, burning magic sigils and putting sleeper agents into top-level government positions,

orchestrating the world in a way that made you listen to this very episode at this very moment.

It was a lot of work, to be honest, but you're

here, so it was worth it. And what can I say? But, oh dear, I can only apologise for the whole

you're about to fall into. Many listeners have stood where you stand right now. We simply

opened the door and in they went and they've never been heard from again.

Stuck somewhere in a deep, dark well of podcast content. Over 400 episodes now.

And if you're sure that you want to proceed, I won't stop you. I will, however, offer you a little bit of guidance for your journey.

If you're a straight-up horror fan looking for scares and blood, offer you a little bit of guidance for your journey.

If you're a straight-up horror fan looking for scares and blood and maybe the odd, terrible beastie, then I'd recommend starting with these episodes.

Episode 22.4, Cardboard, a simple father and son's story in which they bond over a homemade cardboard video game system.

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