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Greetings adventurers!

You've joined us for another episode of the Drugs and Dragons podcast. I'm your dungeon master Michael Thriftinger tomorrow and with me is Mike Bachman.

Can't read my, can't read my, no, can't read my, old crypts face. Hey look guys, I got this pickle.

I'm Jennifer Cheek. That was real, there really was a pickle. I can confirm.

Nick Howard. Hi guys, you sound not very excited Michael. You never sounded excited when you introduced me.

And Tim Lanny, my mother fuckers are back! Yeah! Get those dices out, be words.

I was good as I mentioned that Thriftinger sounded like he was like, sullen about doing the intro.

Welcome to another episode. He's like a child who was being forced to apologize to their sibling.

How many episodes did it take for you to stop 3 takes in adventurous? Like 8 minutes? I love that. That's how it goes in my head every time.

Yeah. That's called denial. It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

That's true. I think that you should start doing the intro. I just even turvoise. Tim and I recently, well Tim has brought my attention to sometimes I request things in a whiny voice.

So I've decided to, whatever I get the urge to say a whiny thing instead I do, I ask things in a just even turvoise.

And I have to say I'm getting my way, my way, way more often. Yeah, it's really, you get me to cry.

I'm not like sure. And now you're the just even turvoise, please.

Yeah, now please. Seriously forgets it. Okay, let's gather myself.

I'm gonna give me some water. Like that. That's like Christian Bill Batman.

It's well, okay listen, I'm not good at impressions. Also I'm really doing James Adobe and doing just even turvoise.

Do you have British impression? My British impression? Yeah, it's really good. No!

Do it. So before we start with the D&D, I know it feels like it's been five minutes and it's just a spulshutting her ready.

No, no, this is real D&D. But before we start with the D&D, I want to say so last week I made an impassioned plea for everyone to give us two dollars.

So we could quit our jobs. Come on about that.

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