Welcome to the Horizon 2.3: Two Humans Walk into a Bar
Midnight Burger
Business Goose Media
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
"Truskan Barbecue tonight. Are you coming?"
June - Melody Bridges
Edgy Steve - Jessica Mudd
Deidre - Tina Case
Verge - Cat Blackard
Flat Doug - Keith Cable
Frank - Benjamin Burdick
Leif - Tom Moorman
Trinkett - Camille Smicker
Bob - Joel Gelman
Kim - Crystal Delaurentis
Bolb - Joel Gelman
Eldin - Joe Fisher
Alien Looter - Joe Fisher
Battlepope - Michael Thoms
Bugaboo - Michael Thoms
Written by Joe Fisher
Produced and Directed by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Theme music by Ian Ferguson
Episode Art by Existentially exhausted Bean
Additional Music:
Double Crossed in Johnson City - American Legion
Dirty Dog in the Hen House - American Legion
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| 0:00.0 | Midnight Burger will always be free to listen to, but it's not free to make, so please consider supporting us by subscribing on supporting cast, Patreon, or Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:09.1 | For early access, ad-free shows, exclusive content, and our enduring gratitude. |
| 0:14.6 | Just follow any of the links in the show notes for this episode. |
| 0:20.5 | A fading dream, passing thought. |
| 0:26.2 | A distant memory. |
| 0:29.3 | Greetings and salutations, dear listener. |
| 0:33.9 | May you know me simply as, |
| 0:36.5 | the scribe. |
| 0:47.5 | Beware, for you have been gifted this opportunity to know what many have dreamed of, and others have prayed to forget. |
| 0:55.2 | Join me now that we may journey through the wonderful and terrifying accounts entombed within. |
| 1:00.6 | Take a step into The Nameless Chronicles. |
| 1:08.1 | Find the Nameless Chronicles on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon, and your favorite streaming platforms. Hey, Eldon? |
| 1:37.8 | Yes, out. |
| 1:39.4 | Um, Leif is coming over today to make a pond for the, uh, the, um, the thing. |
| 1:47.0 | Ashley Soros? |
| 1:48.0 | There, yes. |
| 1:49.0 | Um, does he need me to get anything at the hardware store before we get started? |
| 1:53.2 | Uh, Doug, uh, about that. |
| 1:56.6 | Hey, Eldon, is Frank around? |
| 1:59.2 | Uh, I don't, uh, what's up, Deidre? |
| 2:01.6 | Hey, thank you so much for fixing the refrigerator. |
| 2:04.6 | I am no longer worried about the raw chicken. |
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