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Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm drinking this can because I've really been like I'm just a dropping sack
0:08.7	dropping the ball and being funny the past couple of episodes now I'm putting it in
0:11.8	gods hands I don't think you have.
0:13.6	But also I'm gonna drink it too.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	I pray I don't go nonverbal, I don't think I will.
0:17.8	Oh, these are teeny tiny.
0:18.8	Oh, you brought the grapefruit rosemary.
0:20.6	Yeah, of course I went with the Great Fruit Rosemary. That's can? Yeah.
0:24.0	Mm-hmm. Why? No, I'm sorry. Okay, sorry. I would love if they would send us some because they're
0:31.7	literally $60.
0:33.0	They are like I had one are they?
0:35.9	Yeah they're so expensive.
0:37.1	I had one like at a party like a not so much party but social event and like
0:41.6	it was great like it wasn't like oh I need to go sit in the
0:44.2	corner and no put a sleeping mask on my face you're gonna want to open it I'm gonna I
0:49.2	definitely am gonna yeah yeah, that's what I thought. Do you have you ever thought for like one second how
0:57.9	powerful I'd be without exhaustion and brain fog? Well then yeah well no because there'd be nothing standing in your way.
1:05.0	That would, like if there was nothing, if I wasn't standing in my own way, I literally could be
1:10.0	president. I really do believe that. Would you want to be president? No, but I really do believe that.
1:13.0	Would you want to be president?
1:14.0	No, but I really...
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