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4.7 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 212 minutes

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Summary

0:00 Intro

6:40 Chad Zumock reacts to BMP.

19:00 Luis talks about the LeMaire Beef.

28:35 Whitney Cummings is in full meltdown.

1:42:30 The latest on 2 Bears.

2:04:30 TFATK IQ test.

2:24:20 Stuttering John vs Adam Bush

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0:00.0	Good morning, Gearheads.
0:08.4	It's divisional Sunday, and before the New England Patriots,
0:12.2	make the Houston Texans disappear like Robert Kraft makes masseuse assault charges disappear.
0:17.4	Let's check out some blind mic project.
0:20.3	On today's show, Whitney Cummings has untethered from reality
0:23.6	and is now floating somewhere between ego preservation protocol and performative calmness.
0:29.6	Either way, boo.
0:31.6	Burt Kreischer and Tom Segura make us all feel poor and small, probably.
0:38.2	And the gloves are off between Bapa and Brian Callan as we watch the possible end of a dynasty.
0:44.8	All that and more.
0:46.5	And now, here's your host.
0:48.8	A man who would never pull on his neck skin and make gobble sounds for a buck.
0:53.6	Blind Mike Geary!
0:59.1	It wouldn't be
1:00.0	very accurate about something here.
1:04.1	Robert Kraft was never accused of assault.
1:08.4	Get that out of the way
1:09.7	before the first 30 seconds of the show,
1:11.7	we accuse a billionaire of something.
1:13.6	It's all satire.
1:15.2	It was not even close to assault.
1:19.2	She said either way,
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