Hi, I'm Jackie Johnson, the beauty talk shock job.

And I host Natch butte, a podcast that explores the self-care space while laughing, yelling, singing, and keeping things cruelty free.

Hiya!

I gab with celebs, makeup artists, female indie brand owners, and fellow funny folks about what beauty and self-care mean to them, as well as what's in their bags.

But I feel like shampoo and conditioner is a time to- That's scram. Yeah, because when you're in the shower, you're cuticle of your hair is wide open, so you're really like your hair is taking on whatever you're putting on it in the shower.

And if you're only washing your hair twice a week, which is the most that you should be doing anyway, it's like, how I justify spending a lot of money on stuff, is like, okay, if I'm gonna use this twice a week and she's like $24, that's gonna last like three months.

So it's like $36 for great, for good, it's like nothing.

Right, everyone wants to have cute hair. So grab your netcreme, and if you don't have one yet, we'll get you there, sweetie.

And join me as I attempt to take the seriousness, mystery, and intimidation out of this robust topic.

So wait, you're saying you shouldn't wash out your pussy with this milk and jelly cleanser?

No!

It's an off label use. It doesn't say to do it on the bottle, but you have a pair of one.

You have a gel in it? It's self-cleaned.

I agree, but I will say last night, I wanted to test it out. Did you?

I did not, but I did use it to scrub out my asshole.

Because...

And had to butt feel.

I mean, because I wanted to scrub it before.

Had that butt feel? Fine!

I was done watching out my asshole, I was done watching my face with it, and it just felt very nothing.

Which is the people like that.

The first ingredient is water.

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