Welcome to Kindergarten!

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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The votes are in, and this week we debut the brand new theme music chosen by Socialite Nation! Joe then shares his trial by fire in his first week in his new role as a kindergarten teacher. He's learned that kindergartners are all selfish liars who can't survive two seconds on their own...and he's never had more fun in a classroom!

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,
0:04.2	I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets
0:09.1	at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,
0:15.5	Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,
0:20.6	California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,
0:26.4	Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.
0:43.6	Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast where we study
0:47.1	being social by being social. Hey, how do you like that? We got that new podcast music. Yeah,
0:52.4	that's right. That's right, because y'all texted, y'all voted, y'all let me know which one you
0:59.4	want it, and you got it. So that's our new podcast music forever more that you've picked. So,
1:06.8	you know, if you text me, I listen, go ahead and text me, text the word pod, POD to 1-313-251-1036.
1:15.3	You go straight into my podcast texting group. We can, you know, chat and I'll keep you up
1:19.5	today and all of this into that. Okay, before we start you guys, I just want to let you know a
1:23.8	couple things. This one is going to be a little bit short. Why? Oh, it's because I'm teaching kindergarten
1:31.8	now, and I didn't realize that teaching kindergarten is the equivalent to laying in the middle of the
1:39.5	freeway and having seven semis run over your body. Your boy needs a minute to kind of figure this
1:47.9	out. So we got a short episode for you today. Also, I wanted to thank all the Patreon members who
1:53.0	have joined me over at Patreon, patreon.com slash jodanbrowski. Remember, if you join on Patreon,
1:59.4	you get bonus content all the time. You get bonus episodes of the social studies podcast,
2:04.2	you get bonus episodes of Let's Watch TV with me and mama Fran, new thing that we're doing on
2:10.0	Patreon. You actually find out about me going live and what cities I'm in and the ticket links
2:18.0	first will go to Patreon fans first and foremost. Am I doing a schools out for summer tour?
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