Welcome to Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice!

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice. Each week, comedian Jazmyn W interprets a listener-submitted question through sketch comedy, and then gives the listener her best (or worst!) advice. What qualifies Jazmyn to give advice? She has a lot of followers on TikTok - over a million!) and is a former HR expert, so she used to get paid to give advice. Good enough for you? If you have a question or scenario in your life that you need advice on, send Jazmyn your story at the link in her bio @JazmynJW across all social media platforms. Just be warned that if things go wrong based on the advice you receive...hey, the show is called Jazmyn Gives "Bad" Advice, so take it or leave it! Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dear Jasmine, my boyfriend and I have been dating exclusively for almost a year, yet he seems indifferent about meeting my kids. Am I going too fast?
0:12.0	OMG, girl, break up with him!
0:14.0	How do you deal with the co-worker's body odor?
0:17.0	Are you sure it's not you that smells bad?
0:19.0	I've been thinking about getting breast implants
0:21.8	for the past 10 years. Girl, get them. My brother-in-law sleeps in a twin-sized bed. A twin bed. But he
0:29.9	wants to find the one. He's 27. He doesn't deserve a wife. Damn, I could do this all day.
0:39.3	Welcome to Jasmine Gives Bad Advice.
0:42.3	Y'all be asking me, so now you're going to get it.
0:45.3	I'm your host Jasmine W.
0:47.3	And on this show, you send me your questions that you need answers to online,
0:51.3	and I give you the answers.
0:53.3	I know what you're thinking. What
0:55.3	qualifies you to give anyone advice? Well, number one, I've got a lot of followers on TikTok, okay?
1:02.0	Over a million. And number two, I actually used to be an HRBP. So I used to get paid to give
1:07.9	people sound advice. Is that good enough for you? Now, the name of the podcast
1:12.5	is Jasmine gives bad advice, even though I think I give pretty good advice. I just say that it's bad
1:18.1	so that if you follow it and everything blows up in your face, honey, that's not my problem,
1:22.3	okay? Because I name the show, Jasmine gives bad advice. Take it or leave it. And if you want to submit a question for me to give you some advice on, you can do that
1:30.8	by going to the link in my bio at J-A-Z-M-Y-N-J-W on TikTok and Instagram.
1:37.6	New episodes are on the way every Thursday, so you better hit follow wherever you listen to
1:42.1	podcast, okay?
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