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Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Welcome to Hell… Wrong Date!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House

Lgbt, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Uk Comedy, Queer, Thehellpod, Welcome To Hell, Dane Buckley, Hell, Daniel Foxx, Lgbtq

5608 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The gates of Hell swing open once more, and the Infernal Aunties are ready to cast judgement!


First up: someone went on a date... but with the wrong person. Literally. Not metaphorically. Not emotionally. Just straight-up the wrong human.  

Then, it’s time to unpack one of life’s most truest horrors: Happy Meals that ask if you want a toy “for a boy or a girl.” We hate it. Burn it. Salt the earth.

Finally, one of our beloved sinners writes in from abroad with a fiery plea. Dane and Daniel offer some unholy wisdom (and possibly just yell into the abyss).


Welcome to hell, darlings. Mind the flames.


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0:00.0

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

0:12.0

Another episode for your ears and eyes.

0:15.0

Hello, darling.

0:16.0

Hi, honey.

0:17.0

Surprise, surprise.

0:18.0

What's a surprise?

0:20.0

I wonder if the Americans and elsewhere know about Silla Black.

0:23.1

Probably not, right? But didn't she go viral on TikTok not so long ago? She's become a meme. Yeah. If anyone's wondering, she's like British Reba. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, and that's exactly what she is. Fabulous Ginger Woman. She was a singer originally, right? And then she sort of just became like a presenter.

0:19.0

Yeah.

0:19.8

And her big one was

0:20.6

Surprise, surprise.

0:22.5

And just there's lots of random covers of her. Have you seen that one of the young children at Christmas time doing really weird dancing? No. They're all absolutely insane. Sorry, one second, let me just edge down my muff on the microphone. Here I am again, picking up my muff. Um, hello, how are you doing? I'm very well. I'm Daryland. Welcome to Welcome to Howl. You're gonna try my drink? Yeah, I'm picking up your grey-colored drink. Well, I thought it was match you. Have a little... Ah, matching my skin today. I'm a little hungover, which you know. I know. I've known you're hungover based on your voice notes. My many voice notes. A three-day hangover.

0:54.8

I woke up sounding like... I'm a little hungover, which you know. I've known you're hungover based on your voice notes.

1:11.9

My many voice notes. A three-day hangover. I woke up sounding like that actress who is currently in the wheel of time. She's been in many things. Whose voice is kind of down here and is very crooky? Or Marge Simpson's sisters. Patty and Sama. Is that their name? You and I.

1:32.3

If anyone was the precursor to the infernal aunties, it is Patty and Sama. If anyone was an artist, please can you make Patty and Selma podcast?

1:36.7

Well, if anyone's a good artist, please can you do that?

1:40.9

Dana's alluding to some, listen, we've had some gorgeous art.

1:43.7

We had some gorgeous art. And we have had other art where we look like two pies. I showed my mum that picture the other day and she would, what happened? I said, I know, mum. My mind to receive that and say thank you so much. We've already spoken about the amazing things that we got made for us on tour, haven't we?

2:01.7

Where's my badge, bitch?

2:02.6

I need to bring him.

2:04.4

Have we spoken about this on the pot?

1:59.5

I don't know if we haven't. I don't know if we haven't. Here's a repetition. Ellie made us two amazing tiny embroidered little... Is embroidery the white word? I believe so, yeah. The white word. And the right word. two tiny little embroidered, like, deviled egg badges,

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