Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have. Join us as we celebrate the salacious,

bask in the bitchy, and revel in a good old-fashioned gossip. With me, Daniel Fox, comedian and

Hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian and lapsed angel. Darling!

Darling! Welcome to season two. We're season two girls. It's a season 2 life. Oh, my God. A brand new studio, new everything. New everything. Featuring your famous glass range. Featry, because the Unholy Grails aren't present right now. They're in Magaloof. Yeah, for everybody listening, the sparkling beakers are not here. Yeah.

They are on holiday slash stuck in the old studio for now.

I told you not to speak about my tits like that.

So we have my beloved hexagonal glasses with a cocktail.

I'm calling it a season two, day and have a taste.

Right.

Adult.

Adult.

Sour. Sour. Everything you are. Yes, adult and sour, my entire brand. These, I think I messaged you before we were sisters about these gorgeous glasses and

sketches. Yeah. I've had, I always use them in my sketches. People always comment going,

oh my God, I must get some. How can I get them? I thought, little business idea for me here, I'll make a little Amazon storefront where I could sort of direct people to them, get some commission. Not one fucking person bought one. The most embarrassing attempt at QVC I've ever done. Anyway. But no one knows that, and it looked good when you did it. Thank you so much. That's disgusting and that is on brand for you. Yes. What is it? Tell me.

Acidic, so it's grapefruit, right? Yes. You've given me pink grapefruit. You know I'm on blood finners.

Pink grapefruit. You've seen my only fan.

Gin? No, vodka. Oh. Disgusting. I hate it. Well, our listeners will be pleased though they love when you give me vile astringent drinks that could either be drunk or used as skin care I cannot believe we are here season two isn't that delicious very exciting did you have a nice summer break everybody listening I'm not asking you Dane thank you you stop doing it oh no did you have a lovely summer break well we both had some work then didn't we we've

that's why we've had a break that's why we were away your new nose looks absolutely gorgeous

you've just gone with the one now i've just gone with the one i had it made longer

was that possible yes and i've had my forehead reduction oh Oh, careful now. And of course, you've had your new

teeth put in. And it's so lovely that you chose to have them put in on top of the old ones.

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