Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it.

We have strut through the fiery gate and join us as we celebrate the salacious,

bask in the bitchy, and revel in a good old-fashioned gossip.

With me, Daniel Fox, comedian and hell's resident receptionist.

Me, Dane Buckley, comedian and lapsed angel.

Darling! Hello, my darling. Hi, I guess we're both from the Jungle Book. I think the Little Snake was gay as well. He was definitely a gay man. Who else? Who else from that? I've told you Blue was my first love. Oh, really? Makes sense. I wanted to float down that river lying on his tummy. I don't know if Shikana's gay or just like an old school blue Tory. I think he might be like a countryside posh queen. Yeah, I could see that. That kind of rich, plummy boys. But of course, the real icon was the woman carrying the water vessel on her head. I used to reenact her all the time. What was her song?

I was like, I will go down to the wall. Something like that. It's like, deeper. I was just like, oh my God, you live la. I used to also carry the thing on my head. Oh my gosh. Because you're also half Indian. Because I'm off Indian as well. Is it?

Yeah, of course it is.

Yes, it is fucking Indian.

I was going to say, is it...

Not from Hertfordshire, wherever you're from.

Is it? Yeah, of course it is. Yes, it is, it is, I was going to say, is it...

Not from Hartfordshire or wherever you're from. Is it Irish? Is it I was going to say? Where are you from again? It begins with H. I will never get it. No. No. Harford. Hurricanes hardly ever happen in Hereford, Hertfordshire

Sure

And you're from one of them

I'm from one of those

H-place, right

Drink off the bat and in Hereford, Hertfordshire? Sure. And you're from one of them?

I'm from one of those.

H-place, right.

Drink.

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