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Teas and C's and...

Welcome to Hell.

The beautiful podcast for Stilers brought to you by Dane Floral Top.

And Daniel Faw.

We know you won the range battle, but I won the projection battle.

Now, we're talking about our relationship with our parents, aren't we?

I won the range battle.

A great range of parenting going on.

Hello, I have an Oatmac, the chicest thing you can order from a presser-manger.

Now, frustratingly, they are putting it in the flat white cup.

They are, I noticed that. It's not my Pran's a wrong. Pret, and I know you're listening, Reginda. Not my preference. I like the small one, because then I get to feel like Kristen Stewart from Personal Shopper. Do they have the gold cups over here? Yeah, I hate them. Let me put this straight back down. I'll tell you what else I hate. Pratt, some of the Pratt, like bizarrely the ones in service stations, offering a large size. Oh, right. Varying sizes now. They're Starbucksing. I don't think their staff know their menu well. The amount of times I say, can I have the spelt cookie? And they're like, what? What did he say? Spelt cookie? Yes, I said. Well, I was there when you asked for the apple cinnamon latte, the seasonal latte, and they were like, what? They were also grumpy that day, weren't they? Anger, radiating off them at you. I was like, what has he done? Because I joined you, like, 30 seconds late. They were furious with you. They were furious. I mean, I am, say nothing, and then say everything. Let's have it. I'll grab both hairs, whack them off the counter, have a war. How are you, darling? I'm good, thank you. I am about... Okay, everybody, everybody, sit down.

Everybody, take a breath.

I'm going to say something crazy.

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