Welcome to Hell… Tempt Thy Neighbour
Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley
Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House
5 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2024
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
We’re back! In today’s very special episode, the Aunties ceremonially unveil a brand new podcast segment: Tempt Thy Neighbour! After a Devilled Egg got their mother into the podcast, we’re on a mission to find out who else has lured their friends and family into Hell’s boudoir.
Meanwhile, Daniel has a crucial question: should he get Botox and begin his transformation into the ultimate Essex girl? And Dane has a message for the men of Instagram: “Stop”.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment. |
| 0:19.5 | So you died, get over it. |
| 0:21.2 | We have flounce through the fiery gates and join us as we celebrate the salacious, brisk in the bitchy, and revel in a good old fashioned gossip. |
| 0:29.2 | Brisk in the bitchy. |
| 0:30.9 | With me, Daniel Fox, comedian, brisket, and hell's resident receptionist. |
| 0:36.1 | I haven't had lunch yet. I'm thinking about, you gave me a dried pickle. And him, Dane Buckley comedian, Brisket and Lapsed Angel. Darling. Darling. You're playing both parts this week. I'm doing both now. You're just crying about lunch. Hi. Hi. You're looking well. A vision in blue. Thank you. A vision in blue. Vote tory. And your clothes look nice as well. Yes, your conservative outfit. I've gone for Thatcher's the early years. There comes a time in this country. It's lovely. I'm on drinks duty today. You are on drinks duty. A purple number. A purple number. |
| 1:12.5 | Sitting there. Have a little sipper. Go on. Okay. Go on. I call her a bad Barney. |
| 1:19.4 | Sorry. I like Barney the dinosaur. Yes. See? I did a callback. Yeah, I like that. |
| 1:24.6 | What an interesting taste. Sweet. What a sweet taste. Sweet. What's a sweet drink? Yeah. What is she, you wonder? Violet. Yes. Okay. She is... Shall I tell you? Yeah. She's American grape soda. Right, okay. Which is always based on sable grapes, those really sweet candy ones. Yeah. |
| 1:40.9 | And a parma violet gin. I love parma violets. I love palmer violet. Will Americans know what a parma violet is? Imagine your grandmother's bath water, dried and distilled into a small pellet. Yeah. Hard candy. That's violet flavor. It smells an old woman. It smells like old ladies. Yeah. ointments. |
| 1:41.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:42.7 | And so it's perfect for us. |
| 1:43.5 | And it's perfect. |
| 1:43.9 | It's delicious. |
| 1:44.4 | Nice. Yeah. candy. That's violet sleep. It smells like old woman. It smells like old ladies, yeah, ointments. |
| 2:01.4 | Yeah. |
| 2:01.8 | And so it's perfect for us. And it's perfect. It's delicious. Nice as that. Imagine having a date over like a big sexy man and serving him this. I'm serving you a bad Barney, darling. A name. Can I have a beer, mate? No, but. Have you been, darling? what you've been up to. |
| 1:57.9 | I think it happened very well. |
| 1:59.7 | Oh my God, the face. |
| 2:00.6 | It was delicious. |
| 2:01.5 | I've been here to i think i've been very well |
| 2:18.0 | i've got the face there was delicious i've been here there and everywhere i've been to bristol |
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