All right. Let's fucking go, I guess.

Welcome to Welcome or screaming, aren't I?

No, carry on.

Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, very, very beautiful hosts.

Me, Dane Aloysius Buckley, still your middle name there.

And me, Daniel Aloysius Fox.

We're both, no relation, but we are both. We don't know. We haven't. We haven't asked. Your relatives probably owned both of my sides of relatives at one point. Maybe. The only time Daniel would own my ass, I could do you. What a horrible way. To be fair, though, you like old jewelry and you probably keep my ass in a little drawer, wouldn't you? It's not to be one hell of a drawer. No, no, actually, because you can fold it, can't you? You'd have it starched and I and impressed. It's one of these annoying ones where it's like a fitted sheet where it's incredibly hard to get a crisp corner on it, but you can. You could put it in the book like the leaves we used to dry as kids. Yes. Did you used to do that as well? Yes, because I-O-2 was gay. Well, starting very rock and roll here. Starting rock and roll. Let's carry on as we mean to go on. With pumpkin-spiced lattes. With pumpkin spice lattes once again. Autumn continues. What a fucking journey. Oh my God.

All week, including the weekends, there is a tube strike here in London. This very week is the week of the London Tube Strikes. And we'd love to be dramatic in a tube strike. Oh, my goodness. Driving in. Oh, my God. I drove in, firstly, rather than getting the tube because it would have been like an 80-minute journey on public transport, if not longer. driving into central London,

especially when everyone else is now driving,

because Chub's driving. because it would have been like an 80-minute journey on public transport, if not longer. Driving into central London, especially when everyone else is now driving, because Tube Strike.

Yeah.

People are crazy.

They're crazy.

I could have killed multiple people.

People were just walking out into the road on like busy, busy areas.

Yeah.

Drivers right up your ass.

Like people beeping at nothing, so much aggression. Are they going to, they're planning to close Oxford Street, aren't they, to cars? It's going to just become a desk tree. They keep saying that. Have they decided to do that now? Because London just isn't made for driving. It's insane, isn't it? Yeah, it is insane. but what are you going to do? You're not going to use a bus. My God. Oh my God, never.

There's something about, like, I really don't mind the tube. And often when you do like, yeah, shows and whatever and podcasts and stuff, you will get offered like a taxi to the place. Yeah. And they're like, do you want a car? And half the time, like, no, because it will take me as long. If not, Tube is so lovely.

Tube is quick.

Yeah.

And I'll be in my, and I don't have to deal with a driver right there.

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