Hello and welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners with me, Daniel Fox Hell's resident receptionist and this old tired woman, Dane Buckley. Trapped it in the body of a bright young thing. Hi. Looking slender looking bronzed. Do you know what? I can't wait till our episodes, our bonus episodes catch up with time because people are like, you look so well and then we're like, and I've seen you in the bonus episodes as well. I'm like, no, there's a delay my, my love.

We're a couple of weeks behind on the bonuses.

Yes, I am 10 pounds lighter now.

So still think of me as beautiful. Wouldn't it hurt for a man to give me a compliment. I've just had you and women. Yeah. It's the only people that I give me compliments right now. Okay, are women. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Well, you've had, you, I would say you more than I have had listeners sliding into the DMs to be like, hi.

Yeah, that's fair.

I mean, they just work with what they see.

Beastiality is illegal in this country.

Do you know, it's funny with weight loss because you lose a stone, you'll lose a stone.

To American listeners, that's 14 pounds.

Okay, to the European people stop doing it in fucking KGs.

Seven KGs.

Yeah, I don't recognize that house.

But the last stone I've lost, the last 14 pounds, the last seven KGs is really brought me to a new level.

A new level of clothes size.

Still banned from Zara, obviously.

But it's just, I really know.

They don't let you through the door, do they? I can't fit through the door. They make incredibly narrow doors. I'm on my side, trying to get in. I only fit a medium and below. Yeah, there's some bitch, they'll be like, in 14 pounds time to try again. But I went past the mirror in a green room

and I stopped and thought,

Oh, not God awful.

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