Welcome To Hell... Miss Trunchbull!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House

Lgbt, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Uk Comedy, Queer, Thehellpod, Welcome To Hell, Dane Buckley, Hell, Daniel Foxx, Lgbtq

5 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

It’s an episode of revelations this week, as the boys come out of the closet as… tall. Plus, Daniel continues his centuries-long fight with the sun, and Dane is rebranding avocados. Then it’s over to the the confession booth, as the Infernal Aunties cast their judgemental eyes over admissions of laundrette warfare and the most vengeful cup of java you ever did see. …And, of course, Daniel finds a way to wedge in a defence of his colleague and close personal friend, Miss Trunchbull. Just another day in hell.

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0:00.0	Welcome to, Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.
0:19.1	So you died. Get over it, we have.
0:21.4	You think you're the first one to accept an apple
0:23.1	off a suspicious elderly woman?
0:25.1	Wake up out of that coma,
0:26.7	say goodbye to your seven boyfriends
0:28.3	and mince on down to the fiery gates
0:30.2	for a good old-fashioned gossip
0:31.8	with me, Daniel Fox, comedian,
0:33.9	suspicious elderly woman,
0:35.3	and Hell's resident receptionist.
0:37.1	And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, gay
0:39.2	Horroquin and Lapsed Angel. Darling. Darling. Do you say Horro cane? I do, yeah. Like a...
0:45.6	Hurricane. Hurricane. What do you say? Hurricane. Hurricane. You know how it's spelled. You know
0:50.8	how it's said. But I like to evoke a sense of horror. Yeah, well, it's windly movements. And a lot of people do experience horror when your windy movements begin. Horroquane. Horroquins hardly ever happen in Hampshire, Harrow and Hertfordshire. And Hortfordshire. I love, when you do your intro, I love that you proclaim the hand to yourself.
1:11.7	And me! You'd let yourself know, it's you. Yeah, well, it is me, and I need myself to know it. It's all of you. It's all of me. I can't wait for you to try our drink. Go on. Oh, I need to try the drink. Tell me what it's called. The creamy scheme. Is it vegan?
1:11.2	You know I'm vegan now. called? The Creamy Scheme. Is it vegan?
1:29.9	You know I'm vegan now.
1:33.8	When did you become vegan?
1:35.0	In the last seven minutes?
1:36.1	Yes.
1:36.8	No, I'm not. I'm trying. I'm trying to be better, but I will still drink this.
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