Welcome to, Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died. Get over it, we have.

You think you're the first one to accept an apple

off a suspicious elderly woman?

Wake up out of that coma,

say goodbye to your seven boyfriends

and mince on down to the fiery gates

for a good old-fashioned gossip

with me, Daniel Fox, comedian,

suspicious elderly woman,

and Hell's resident receptionist.

And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, gay

Horroquin and Lapsed Angel. Darling. Darling. Do you say Horro cane? I do, yeah. Like a...

Hurricane. Hurricane. What do you say? Hurricane. Hurricane. You know how it's spelled. You know

how it's said. But I like to evoke a sense of horror. Yeah, well, it's windly movements. And a lot of people do experience horror when your windy movements begin. Horroquane. Horroquins hardly ever happen in Hampshire, Harrow and Hertfordshire. And Hortfordshire. I love, when you do your intro, I love that you proclaim the hand to yourself.

And me! You'd let yourself know, it's you. Yeah, well, it is me, and I need myself to know it. It's all of you. It's all of me. I can't wait for you to try our drink. Go on. Oh, I need to try the drink. Tell me what it's called. The creamy scheme. Is it vegan?

You know I'm vegan now. called? The Creamy Scheme. Is it vegan?

You know I'm vegan now.

When did you become vegan?

In the last seven minutes?

Yes.

No, I'm not. I'm trying. I'm trying to be better, but I will still drink this.

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