Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have. You think you're the first one to be

eaten by an overgrown lizard at a very ambitious theme bar. Tell Jeff Goldblum to put his shirt

back on, wave goodbye to Laura Dern and head on down to the fiery gates for good old-fashioned gossip

with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, plant mom and hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, B.A. in melodrama and lapsed danger.

Darling.

Darling.

Oh, did I tell you, but I'm going to tell you again.

Tell me again. I want to hear it again.

I did my final show in London.

Well, my final show until I do my final final time.

Let's not lose an hour about how you've extended it 12 times.

I'm extending a tour into the autumn.

I did my last show at Bloomsbury last week.

And when I sat down at the piano and people stopped applauding.

Someone in the front row went, darling, I did like the best impression of you to the point where I like snapped up and was like, gosh, that was a good impression of Dane. Oh, and how did it go? Terribly. No, it was really lovely. It was really fun. Oh, the pictures looked amazing. Yeah, it was really, really fun. So, I'm on drink duty. I've

brought in something interesting. And you've been hiding everything from me, which always

makes me suspicious. Well, my, my boyfriend Adam, who works part-time at a sort of brewery,

sent me... Give me fun, queer energy.

Sent me a... Well, it does all sorts of like spirits and things, but he sent me a photo of this bottle and was like, surely this is perfect for your podcast. And I was like, bring it. So it's... That's what I wrote. So have a little taste. I would be so interested to know if you can tell me what... Even an element of what's in this. It is strong.

Lord Jesus.

I didn't know animals into BDSM.

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