Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it. We have. You think you're the first person to be

moaned down by Gwynopatra on a ski slope. Hitch up those salopets. Thank her for the complimentary

candle and head on down to the fiery gates for a good old-fashioned gossip with me. Daniel Fox,

comedian, glamorous lamp post and hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian,

needy Yeti and Lapsed Angely-y-y-degy

doesn't needy yety sound like a nickname lovers have? Needy yety. Darling! Darling! Hello, how

you doing? The day can't begin unless we say, darling. Darling. Hi. Needy-y-y-y. And glamorous

Lantpost and Salopets. Lovely words in today's intro. How are you, darling? I'm very well, thank you. I've just, well, should I, should I say this for my sin bit? No, I just have to tell you right now. On the journey in. Journey in. Today. Today. To this studio here today. Which is very central in London. I was on the tube.

Not to brag, but it's in London.

Canada, London, Canada.

Sitting opposite me, this woman, clipping her nails, bits of nail just like flying around the car.

I was watching them flicking ever closer to me.

Then she starts like doing the filing thing, which I don't mind as much, but then I could see in the light dust, like nail dust floating into the air and just wafting down

the carriage onto people. How antisocial? But also self-fulfilling prophecy, because we literally

covered this in the podcast, Tom Allen, that was his sin bin. His was, his was feet. No. His was feet. Picking feet. Now it's fingers. How on earth did you hold yourself together, not grab her by the hair? Because that's what I would want to do. I was watching with such like a vigilance to watch to see if one little bit of that nail landed in my tote bag to launch forwards and go, excuse me, Madame, but that's actually quite disgusting that you're doing that on public transport. Don't you love when there's a situation like that and you're like, if she says that, I'll say this and I'll come flying, I'll say this. And I go so far with it. And it is mad. But also, when you prep an argument in your mind, one in a hundred times it really pays off because the argument starts to happen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm playing 40 chess with you today, madam. I've already anticipated every move. I've got my full declaration ready for you here. I mean, that's what comedy is in a way with hecklers. You're ready. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, true. So I think we should, before we go into anything, I just want to say the public have been messaging us.

They have questions.

They have observations. mean. Yeah, true. So I think we should, before we go into anything, I just want to say the public have been messaging us.

They have questions.

They have observations about our accents.

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