Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it.

We have scamper through the fiery gates and join us as we

celebrate the salacious, bask in the bitchy and revel in a good old fiasian gossip. With me, Daniel Fox,

comedian and hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian and lapsed angel.

Darling! That was a good darling.

Oh, that was a good darling.

We're back together again. We should do that as a text sound for people. They can have that and they can have... There's a ring to me. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or an ex, maybe. Yeah. How are you? I'm good. I'm on the drinks. You are on the drinks. What have you brought in today? Well, just to thwart you, I've gone iceless.

Yes.

Your monologue last time about how you hate ice. Yeah, so a nice warm drink today. Have a siperine. Oh, lovely. Thank you. Floral. Thank you. What about the drink? Disgusting. Ha ha. Thank you. What about the drink?

Disgusting.

Pooey.

Thank you.

What about the drink?

It's called a lavender lady.

Yeah.

It tastes like Nana's bathwater, which is my favorite type of drink.

That's exactly what it is.

It's my dead nans bath water.

It's vodka, it's lemonade and a little bit of lavender essence.

Nice. I like it. I'm into that. I was trying to emulate you. Thank you. I like a lavender-based thing. You do. That's why we become friends. Yes, as a lavender-based thing, which is what people call you. You brought me lavender syrup? Yeah. And what did your cleaners do with it? Oh, used it to wipe down a surface and then put it next to the washing up liquid in my house. They saw this purple woman in my house and they said, Dane, get out of here. Yeah, there was like a purple bottle of liquid. Yeah. They put it next to all my cleaning supplies. Which is from Lavender World, which is like a lavender theme park in like... Which is gay Disney World. Gay Disney World. Disney Wild is gay Disney well. It's up in, near Norwich somewhere. I was driving around and I seen it and I thought, I think I voice note Joe.

I was driving around and I seen it and I thought, I think I voiced it. The only nice thing near Norwich, I hear. Yes. Well, no, don't forget the Rockabilly Budok museum. That was so funny. How are you, love? I'm very good, darling. I'm busy. I've been, God bless my friends. God bless them actually. God bless them actually. My boss bless them.

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