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Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Comedy

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Forget the Year of the Fire Horse - this week it’s all about the Gossip Horse! 2026 is feeding us as the infernal aunties unpack the Beckham scandal and Joe Exotic dating yet another attractive man. Dane’s hair has had a full rebrand and he’s soaking up the compliments, and Daniel’s got some truths to speak about coloured contacts. Plus, a Devilled Egg has hooked up with a tree surgeon who’s BAD in the sack. We may need to rebrand as the hookup ombudsman. For tickets to Daniel’s brand new tour, visit www.danielfoxx.co.uk For Dane’s latest live dates, visit https://linktr.ee/danebuckley 😈👼🏼@thehellpod @dnlfoxx @danecomedian This episode is brought to you by Surfshark VPN: https://surfshark.com/welcometohell / Code WELCOMETOHELL Produced by podcasthouse.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tuesday night on the sofa watching telly with mum again.
0:04.8	May your hawkers stay with the mother's for life.
0:07.8	This is the moment Stephen chose to speak to Barclays about mortgage boost,
0:12.7	so he could borrow more with help from family or friends.
0:16.1	We're helping first-time buyers get on the property ladder sooner.
0:19.5	Search Barclays' mortgles.
0:21.7	Barclays make money work for mortgages. Barclays,
0:26.2	make money work for you. Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. Subject to application financial circumstances and borrowing history. Teas and Cs and
0:29.5	Claim. Welcome to Welcome to Hell the podcast for Sinners with me, Dane Tableclothed Jumper Buckley.
0:39.3	And me, Daniel pretending to be masking a sports jumper, Fox, for our audio listeners, which is most of you.
0:47.3	Actually, if you're on Spotify, you can just watch the video, by the way.
0:49.3	Click on, open up.
0:50.3	Don't be lazy.
0:51.3	Watch us.
0:52.3	Clock over to...
0:53.3	Don't like how we look, do you?
0:57.9	Dane is wearing a beautiful... Would we call that linen?
0:59.2	Yes.
0:59.8	Linen shirt.
1:00.7	Yes.
1:01.3	Summary.
1:02.6	Sort of Cuban collar, I think.
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