What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.

A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.

They think they're better than us.

Who do you think you are?

I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.

She's punishing me.

You destroyed my family.

I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.

A Woman of Substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.

Welcome to Welcome to Hell with me, Dane Buckley.

And...

And me, Daniel Fox, comedian and hell's resident receptionist.

Oh, hello.

He's come straight from Matilda the musical, or what?

Hello. Oh my God.

What would you have given to be one of those, like, musical theatre stage school children, every one of the like eight Matildas. I was without the talent or the finances, basically. Did you used to go to Pantos when you're a kid? No, I hate them. Well, we all hate them, but did you go as a kid? No, I refused. The mother, I think it's quite British thing, isn't it? Very, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't really tradition.

And then later on, when I work with young people disabilities,

we were forced to bring them every year.

And it never ended well.

Of course they're trash.

But like, when...

No, I mean, on my half, I had service users that threw shit at the stage.

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