Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for Sinners, where you send us your tales of Iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it.

We have scutter through the fiery gates and join us as we celebrate the salacious,

bask in the bitchy and revel in a good old-fashioned gossip.

With me, Daniel Fox, comedian and hells, a resident receptionist.

And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, a lapsed angle angel. Darling, darling, darling, darling. Just do the whole episode in this voice. Darling. Hi. Hi. Look at you in a cardigan, straight off the bat. Straight off the bat. She's in a cardigan. She can get into one now. Looking for a slim. Thank you. I mean, we go via a serious. Yeah. How is it going? I've lost 25 pounds. That's a lot of pounds. For our British listeners, that's Nini 2 Stone. For our Kiwis and Aussies, that's 13 KG. Yeah. I think about that. Who cares. It's 25 pounds. Yeah, amazing. And the options it's open for clothes. I've discovered this lovely boutique company. I told you about it. Yes, you did. Just last week called ASOS. Yes. And when you started messaging me going, Have you heard of ASOS? I was like, mm. Yes. 2010 called and it would love to meet you. I am so late to the part. Don't get me started. Honestly, their return thing where you just throw it in the locker, it's so good, I love it. Yeah. But oh, you can, I regularly will order like 10 of a thing, try them all on, keep one thing, send everything else back. if, if you're like someone's going to be on the BBC One soon, again, if someone were to be in the

final, about to feature on BBC New Comedian of the Year Final, BBC One.

Then they probably order like 20, 30 garments from ASOS and partake in trying them on, living my best life like I'm in Clueless the film. Have you decided on your outfit for the BBC New Comedian Final? For the final of BBC New Comed. The gods are calling to me, I think brown and purple will be featured. Oh, your skin tones. That would be nice. My chub rub, yeah. For my heat, it was green and blacks, my favourite chocolate.

They were the colours.

That was my palette.

And now purple lilac and browns, tans.

Lovely.

Yeah.

Beautiful colors.

Yeah.

The colours of a crumble.

The colours of a crumb.

I base a lot of things from rhubarb crumble.

Have I ordered £90,000, that's 140 American dollars.

I'm making up this conversion rate,

lilac pastel vans, skater boy trainer situations.

Oh, to go with your lilac jeans.

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