Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for Sinners and beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, demigods like myself, and that abomination that is Daniela Foxtrot.

Hello, it's me, that abomination that is Daniel Foxtrot. Darling! Hello, darling. How are you doing? Full of cake. Full? Well, let's get into that. Yeah. But first, let's address multiple things. Yeah. One, I'm in a new range of Cape Blanchet Resortwear. You've not actually commented on it today. I did see your chest hair earlier on. How dare you? What, you mean, the little millimeters of it? Yeah, the one. The one. So I've just got the one chest hair, which I've obviously missed while trimming. But I'm going, this time I'm going for sort of a sort of wafting shirt. With like an uncooked chicken realness. Fuck you. What are you in my legs? Yes. Well... They should come with a samanella warning. What was that? They should come with a taminella warning. I was starting to say samurai, I was going to say. That's what you get for being a fucking bitch. Well, those muscles, those muscles I thought samurai. Busy day at the cunt factory, is it?

That's a phrase I'm introducing. Hey, everyone. That is excellent. I'm coming in. I actually don't use it as much as an insult, but I've just realized it can be used an insult. What I have been using it for the last week, which is when I came up with it, is people being like, how's your day going?

And me being like, you know, not doing a lot.

Actually, walking the dog, a little bit of writing, might have a nap.

Slow shift at the country.

Yeah. People being like, how's your day going? And me being like, you know, not doing a lot. Actually, walking the dog, a little bit of writing, might have a nap. Slow shift at the country. Stolen from, well, no. No, no. I beg a pardon. A cousin of Dane Buckley's, she doesn't walk with kindness. She's not on the road to kindness. It's so different from that. Same village, though. It's a fun, yeah, in the village of fun phrases.

Okay.

You can't say every fun phrase is stolen.

It doesn't walk with kindness, slow shift at the cunt factory.

In what world?

They are similar star signs.

Yeah, they're fun.

Ridiculous.

Go on.

Anyway, that's what I'm wearing.

It's 34 degrees.

It's so hot. Like, we thought it was hot. Last episode when we were recording, it's even worse. You said to me earlier on, strutting along the street, oh, is this hot Dane? Is this Dane in the heat? Yeah. I said, is this you in the heat? because no non-verbal.

You'd gone non-verbal.

Like, there was no response.

I just could not.

It was 34 degrees for our Americans? 34C. In cooking terms. In F is 93. Now, they're going to be Aussie saying these two queens. They're being dramatic. Right. But to them, I'd like to say. Busy day at the Cun Factory.

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