Welcome To Hell... Crab Infestation!!!
Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley
Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House
5 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2024
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Watch out, we have returned for another week of vengeance —In this weeks fiery episode, the Infernal Aunties practice head positions, with Dane naturally bringing up crab infestations, god knows what been on his mind recently... and can we please talk about that selfish little p***k Harry Potter. It's time to be real about it, stop lying to yourself's!!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, |
| 0:14.4 | and we offer our infernal judgment. So you died, get over it, we have, slink through those fiery gates and join us as we celebrate in the salacious, basking the bitchy and revel in a good old-fashioned gossip. |
| 0:26.3 | With me, Daniel Fox, comedian and hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian and lapsed angel. |
| 0:33.1 | Darling! Darling! |
| 0:36.2 | Hello. Hi! How you doing? I'm doing very well. |
| 0:38.3 | I'm sitting up this week. |
| 0:39.3 | You're sitting up this week. |
| 0:40.3 | I'm sitting upright. |
| 0:42.3 | Last week, Jack had lovingly put little cushions for us to lean on the chairs. |
| 0:48.3 | You dramatically hurled it to the ground. |
| 0:51.3 | Because nature gave me my own back fat. |
| 0:53.3 | Yeah, but then you looked at yourself |
| 0:54.5 | in the angles on the camera and realized I looked like pickled brisket. Yeah. And now there are three cushions. I would love to have sex one day in the future. And I think if people see those clips, they're going to be like, last week, Dane said he lost 17 pounds on Wee Govee. Did he lose that from his... Looks like you found them. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.4 | So I am sitting up straight, trying just to have two stomachs this week, I think. Well, lovely. I love that you didn't do throughout any of that. You didn't say, don't be silly. No, because I think the worst thing a person can do is when you show them a photo where you go, I don't look very nice here. Them go, No, you always look like that. I hate that shirt. |
| 1:10.9 | That's you I hate that shit oh thank you you just want to trip the back no my god that's so thank you for telling me that because now I can just kill myself so that's great yeah yeah perfect that I love you honestly you're like yeah darling you look that one you look at the other heart that's a terrible angle because that's not what you look No, I would leave the house. That was why I love your honesty. You're like, yeah, darling. You look like Jabba'Hal. That's a terrible angle. Because that's not what you look like. |
| 1:46.0 | No, I would leave the house and that was what I looked like. |
| 1:49.0 | I'm on drinks. |
| 1:50.0 | Yes, you are. |
| 1:51.0 | Look what I've made. |
| 1:52.0 | Fiber gel, mainly. |
| 1:53.0 | Fibre gel. |
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