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We've just been, right, first see, let's get things off the ground.

We're drinking a glass of whispering angel.

Daniel.

What's the angel whispering?

Salacious secrets is what she's whispering.

Which I have just had to open.

Oh, I'm dripping throwing it over yourself. I've just had to open with a drill. You topped the bottle. I've been... We got to the studio. I sort of forgot that Whispering Angel would be nice wine with an actual cork. And there's no corkscrew in the studio, but there was hardware, hard tools. I was very impressed with you. I'll drill it. I'll drill it open. I'll drill it open. And then like Magiver, obviously the bottle was full of cork. Yeah. But what did I do? I opened a tea bag, tipped the tea out, used that as a little stra ha. Who's MacGyva? Off the Simpsons.

Oh, okay, I didn't get that at all. So I was thanking it. The one that Patty and Salma always like, McGiver and he just like uses household items to kind of be too awful that probably, but that's fine. Um, it's after you were. I thought it was gonna be some like professed that invented like filtering or something I had no idea.

Well no, he's like in their world, he's like some TV, I don't know if it's a real life thing. I only know it through Patti and Sama. He uses like house-hold items to escape things. Hmm. It's nice, isn't it? It's Christmas for the Deviled Eggs listening now. It's Christmas. Happy Christmas Day. You said, Happy Christmas. Well, for the day. Happy day. Merry Christmas season. We're going to have a couple of wines and fight. It's our annual fight. Hello. Hi. How are you on this Christmas day? On this Christmas day, glittering. This is recorded in the height of summer.

No, we're like the week before Christmas right now. What do we think of my cute? Yeah, you're a little hat. We were, we were admiring that we've both done gay hatware. Yes. Which is where you wear your hat. Protect the front. I would say a 45 degree angle back from the fringe. To allow yourself some fringe work. Bit of fringe choreography going on. Because if you do it the traditional way and you just wear it straight down. But you're never having sex. You look like an egg in a condom. So we've gone tilted back hats. Go to YouTube, come watch it on YouTube or Spotify. We're having our Whispering Devil. Delicious!

It's a good wine. I was just trying to find the Kylie one. Yeah, that's... The Kylie Prosecco. Yeah, it's the gayest thing going. But I thought this is a second best, Whispering Angel. Oh, well, well, hold on, Devil Eggs, play along. We're doing Devil Egg bingo. Let's see if we've ever read, if we've done any of them yet actually.

Yeah, go on. So we're going to take a sip for... So who was it that made the bingo thing? Can you remember? A glorious devil-degg. It was group work in the end. People joined in. There is a bingo card for Welcome to Hell. So play along. Pour yourself a drink. That drink can be a herbal tea. Pour yourself a drink. And then we will be basically doing a sip every time. And we encourage you to do it with shots, actually. Yeah, and maybe this episode we'll do, we'll put the photo in the chat or something. The photo. Let's have a look. Happy Christmas. We'll go through a terrible hell pun. Have we done that yet? Well, whispering devil, I guess. Okay, take a drink. Um, yeah, okay, list them out. Go through the list, read them out. At a cost dimension. Just said it! And that was it. Dane calling someone it. Yeah. Narrated by Rosamond Pike. By Rosamond Pike. Festive Spice. Okay. They don't even know a banana. That's on there. Dane uses one of his fancy free syllable words. Okay. Hampshire, Hereford or Hartfordshire. You're not knowing where I'm from. Yes. Try. Try remembering where I'm from now.

Hammondworth.

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