This is a headgum podcast.

Howdy folks and welcome to their bank,

Godin' show fur, make some more pearls, now an open street,

sure today with two dudes, Twin Ovation, I owe you.

Howdy folks and welcome to Twinivation The podcast for your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, cons, grist, hustles

Any way you're trying to make that money,

we're here to help you.

And not, as always, I am not joined by only not Jeff and not Anna, but it's just me, myself, and I, in my daddy's bed in Hamden, Connecticut, recording live from our Discord, Discord, Discord, the headgum Discord. Maybe I should do this on the twin evasion discord uh but who knows dylan fix

it up chop it up make this look sweet sexy sultry make me sound cool maybe even do a jeff voice

for me when i make jep's pitch and give me an on a voice when i do onus pitch um so for any new

listeners out there i know we got a surge of

twin age discorders from the Jake and Amare,

you know, fan biz.

And we'd like to say, welcome.

This is a safe place.

We make the same type of duty, poopy, peepy jokes as Jake and Mayor, but we're a little bit better looking.

So get into that, all right?

And we have a chick, too, so we're kind of woke, all right?

And she's, you know, I don't want to get into it, but we're not all white here.

And that should be something that is of note.

Make some noise, folks.

Dylan, give me that Louis C.K.

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