Welcome to Derry: Season 1, Episode 4, "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function"
A Storm of Spoilers
Dave Gonzales and Neil Miller
4.6 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
In The Calm [04:48], they discuss the reasons why there are so many Stephen King adaptations these days, add several new corners, and attempt to line up the geography of Derry with the boundaries of the Western Woods.
Then in The Storm [01:10:42], your faithful hosts unleash a number of wild theories about what will happen in the back half of this season and beyond. They also do a deep dive into the midseason trailer with a particular interest in what the marketing isn't showing us from next week's episode.
Next week, Welcome to Derry takes to a very familiar part of town with episode 5, titled "Neibolt Street."
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| 0:00.0 | All of the tunnels are underground |
| 0:05.0 | Where none of the children will ever be found |
| 0:11.0 | They wandered away to join the show |
| 0:16.0 | And lost their way in the world below |
| 0:22.3 | they join the circus and left their town |
| 0:26.9 | now they live here down with the crowd |
| 0:30.4 | beware spoiler phobes you have stumbled into a storm of spoilers |
| 0:35.7 | a podcast covering the adaptation of Stephen King's It |
| 0:38.5 | that is Welcome to Dairy on HBO. |
| 0:41.1 | This podcast is split into two sections. |
| 0:43.0 | In the first section, we call the calm. |
| 0:45.3 | We will only cover a single piece of It Media. |
| 0:48.3 | This week, the fourth episode of Welcome to Dairy on HBO titled The Great Swirling Apparathus of Our Planet's Function, |
| 0:56.0 | and we'll not spoil anything we know about future episodes of Welcome to Dairy, |
| 0:59.8 | though we might have some speculation questions posed during these first four episodes. |
| 1:05.8 | In the second Storm section, Neil and I will break down what we expect from It, Welcome to Derry, for the |
| 1:11.6 | back half of this season and discuss some crazy theories about some of these characters in |
| 1:16.5 | 1964. We're not spoiling. We're enriching. Why, hello again. It is me, Dave Gonzalez, |
| 1:24.8 | and I've read the book by Stephen King. And I'm Neil Miller, and I have not read that very long book by Stephen King, nor will I be looking out my window with a telescope in the middle of the night anytime in the near future. |
| 1:38.7 | Welcome back to a storm of spoilers. |
| 1:42.3 | I have some housekeeping for us, Dave, before we get into this episode. |
| 1:46.5 | Our upcoming schedule, of course, we will be back in your feeds again next week with |
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