Hey, prospective families, I'm Moses Brickleback, star of number one paranormal high school sports

drama, When Lose or Die. I'm an actor, director, father, producer, cousin Penn Powell,

but most importantly, a Camp Diogenes alum. At its core, Camp Diogenes is dedicated to offering

campers and tools to thrive in a challenging world. We empower young people to gain independence

and self-confidence, develop individual and team skills, and discover an appreciation of nature

in the great outdoors. You can trust us. As the first summer camp ever in the United States,

we've been doing this for a long time. We've transformed the lives of tens of thousands of

young people, developing leaders and strengthening our community. You know, the great Greek

philosopher Diogenes taught by living by example. He wanted to demonstrate that wisdom and happiness

belong to people who do what they want, regardless of what other people have to say.

I know I'd want my kid to have a good head on their shoulders with the world that's out there,

and camp is the best way for that to happen, all while having the time of their lives.

Take in everything Camp Diogenes has to offer. Swimming and diving, camping trips,

high ally, decoding glyphs, observing the mesmerizing beams of the moon,

high-fiving outside, archery and axe throwing, organic electricity harvesting,

getting lost in the woods, make your own sought-off shotgun, friendship bracelets,

arcane high fives outside, smores, the ancient art of high stakes thumb wrestling,

late-night card games, era-specific metallurgy, hanging out with girls outside,

beekeeping, breakfast outside, tracking, mapping and observing the majestic jackalope,

bebo, and much, much more. Don't forget about our annual color war,

and special events campers can't experience anywhere with their parents looking over their shoulder.

And if you're still on the fence, just think about me, Moses Brickleback.

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