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Excuse me, but does everyone on this rescue boat only speak Russian?

Sir, sir, I wanted to speak about our quarters.

There's no windows on this boat and it's awfully cramped and hot.

Your bedroom temperature has a huge impact on your sleep quality.

If I were you, I'd outfit this vessel with miracle-made bedsheets. They're inspired by NASA and use silver-infused fabrics that are temperature regulating so you can sleep at the perfect temperature all night long. Here, tell it to the Captain. He's speaking Russian too, but with a very thick Scottish accent.

Strange, but I bet he'll understand.

Sir, miracle-made sheets are infused with silver that prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth,

leaving them to stay cleaner and fresh three times longer than other sheets.

No more gross odors!

And no more sleeping on bacteria.

Bacteria can clog your pores causing breakouts in acne.

Sleep clean with Miracle Maid.

What was that?

I think we're going down.

Did we accidentally get on a Soviet submarine

when we left all the survivors of that Titanic wreck?

I'll tell you what's going down.

The prices.

Miracle-Made sheets are luxuriously comfortable

for far less money than the other luxury brands.

Go to Try Miracle.com slash Roodtails

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