Welcome Back to Weirdsville | Weird Kids Returns on May 5th
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🗓️ 16 April 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Weird Kids. |
| 0:01.4 | Welcome to Weird Kids. |
| 0:03.6 | We are live from a ball pit. |
| 0:05.9 | Can I take your order? |
| 0:07.4 | Maybe two sides of trauma. |
| 0:08.9 | Yeah, I'll take a bit of that. |
| 0:11.3 | We did skeet shooting except with Maltop cocktails, which was great. |
| 0:15.0 | I think the more fast food I'm eating, the more depressed, you know I am? |
| 0:18.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.7 | Woo! |
| 0:21.7 | It's the mailbag! |
| 0:23.6 | Oh my goodness, it's a male monkey. |
| 0:25.9 | Oh. |
| 0:26.7 | Okay. |
| 0:27.4 | Oh, that's so cute. |
| 0:28.1 | We got it. |
| 0:30.2 | I saw Weird Al Yankovic walk into the Burger King on the corner and followed him in |
| 0:34.5 | and then ordered what he ordered, and then it made me sick. |
| 0:37.2 | I got ketchup on the microphone. |
| 0:42.2 | What is baloney? |
| 0:45.2 | Feet and face? |
| 0:47.1 | I'll buy that. |
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